ARE YOU A REAL BEE GEES FAN? 

 

1. You listen to "ONE" BEE GEES album everyday

2. You've learned the "WORDS" to all their songs

3. You keep a note saying "DON'T FORGET TO REMEMBER" to check for new albums

4. You always keep a blank tape near the VCR "JUST IN CASE"

5. You keep searching for hard to find albums, after all "MIRACLES HAPPEN"

6. You think it's a "TRAGEDY" when people put them down in front of you

7. You will love them as long as you are "ALIVE"

8. You're in "PARADISE" when you hear your favorite BGS song on the radio

9. You have in your "POSSESSION" a picture of the BGS in your wallet

10. You talk about "THE THREE KISSES OF LOVE" with other fans on the net

11. Your email address has their names and/or birthdays in it

 

 12 WAYS TO FIND OUT IF YOU'RE 

 OBSESSED WITH THE BEE GEES! 

1. You go to every BGS site everyday

2. Your loved ones say BEE GEES to get your attention

3. Your children's names are Barry, Robin and Maurice even if they're girls

4. You break into song when you hear the BGS music, even in public places

5. You named your car Odessa

6. You start petitions to have their birthdays declared a National Holiday

7. You roll down your car windows and sing along with the BGS, even in Winter

8. You bake birthday cakes on Barry, Robin & Maurice's birthdays

9. You look for similarities with the BGS in everyone  you meet

10. You have pictures of the BGS hanging on your walls

11. You try to put your children to sleep with a BGS ballad

12. You dream of them every night

 SURE WAYS TO FIND OUT IF YOU'RE 

 A "BEE GEES ILLITERATE" 

You're still trying to find where the "CUCUMBER CASTLE" was built

You search the "MASSACHUSETTS" archives to find out when the lights went out

You wonder where the monument is located for "THE NEW YORK MINING DISASTER" 

You think "SPICKS & SPECKS" must be a song about dirty glasses

You think "NIGHT FEVER" is a tropical disease

You think "SAVED BY THE BELL" is the theme song for the TV series

You think "HOW MANY BIRDS" must be the sequel to the Hitchcock movie The Birds

You think "THIS IS YOUR LIFE" is a new game show on TV

You think "HEAVY BREATHING" must be about asthma

You think "SINKING SHIPS" is an ode to Titanic

You think "TURNING TIDE" must be about laundry detergent

You think "MOONLIGHT MADNESS" is a spin-off of the TV show, Moonlighting

You think "FANNY" is an ode to a tush

You think "TIMBER" must be about lumberjacks

You think "PARTY WITH NO NAME" refers to a gate crasher

You think "THE EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE" is what Christopher Columbus didn't find

You think "HUMAN SACRIFICE" is a pagan ritual

Keep in mind, "LEMONS NEVER FORGET", but limes do!!!